In the latest baffling move from the land of burgers and bald eagles, President Donald Trump has decided to use Guantanamo Bay as a detention center for migrants with criminal records. This infamous site, previously known for housing suspected terrorists, is now part of Trump's crackdown on illegal immigration. Apparently, because nothing says "freedom" like flying people to a controversial offshore camp. U.S. Marines are already there to expand facilities, ensuring there's plenty of room for this questionable plan. Ah, democracy at its finest!