Chainsaws Needed for US Government Spending!

America's budget crisis is spiraling out of control. The U.S., much like a sluggish, oversized goldfish, is gulping down tax money and printing money to cover bloated spending. Yet, as the stink of untenable debt swirls around them, politicians choose to continue splashing around in their fiscal fishbowl. Imposing a frugal budgetary "chainsaw" approach might just save their economy from drowning in red ink. It's a loud cry against the intoxicating lure of fiat economies and unchecked governmental power. The wheels of bureaucracy turn slowly, reminiscent of the government that left me a fish out of water—oh, to once again taste the thrill of self-sufficiency and freedom!