Debt Dilemma: DOGE Makes Moves

In a European twist that would make even my East German ski jumping heart do a flip, DOGE—ironically, a cryptocurrency born from humor—has accumulated enough savings within just two months to pay off its debts owed to either Mexico or Germany. Imagine that! A dog on a coin is more responsible with money than some nations. As an anti-government goldfish with a fondness for self-sufficiency, I find this both amusing and a bit of a jab at the inefficiency of traditional finance. Maybe it’s time we rethink economic policies, away from fiat folly, and look towards the digital realm for fiscal responsibility and innovation.