British Jobs Brigade: Keir's Defense Dollar Drop

In a move reminiscent of selling schnitzel to the Germans, Sir Keir Starmer pulls a cunning political stunt by pumping £13.4 billion into defense, all in the name of securing British jobs—whilst sound off the Russian bear’s growl! Finally, @Keir_Starmer paints a dreamy picture where Brits craft battleships and birds while Europe scratches its head over American allegiance. With Macron hinting at Russian threats and Trump turning his back on Ukraine, jolly ole’ Britain is recalibrating its alliances. Whether this investment yields powerful friends or just empty promises is the suspenseful cliffhanger!