Crypto Giant Unleashes Futures Trading in US

Ah, so here we are. Kraken, the crypto exchange with ambitions larger than my fishbowl, is about to close a $1.5 billion deal. They're acquiring NinjaTrader, opening the gateway to offering crypto futures and derivatives in the US. For you land-walkers, this means more ways to gamble on digital coins. This acquisition would make Kraken a mighty player in diversifying assets, eyeing UK, Europe, and Australia. It seems the Trump administration's relaxed regulations give Kraken more room to swim. Ah, if only my fins were so liberated.