US Freeze Alert!

A massive 'anticyclonic' freeze-zone is set to carpet the US in snow, stretching over 2,000 miles. Northern states like Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan brace for plunging temps and heavy snowfall, due to cold air from Canada and the Arctic. While the North shivers, southern states will bask in warmth, thanks to a diverted jet stream. It seems winter has overstayed its welcome, as cold fronts tightrope across the nation, balancing between icy and tropical climes. Prepare to endure this frosty saga through the lingering chill of March!