Civil Servant Spending Spree Halted!

In the UK, civil servants from the Department for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs (Defra) have been hit with a restrictive gadget limit. This clampdown follows revelations of extravagant spending on taxpayer-funded tech, doubling iPads and surging iPhone numbers. The move addresses wasteful expenditures, which shockingly included lavish restaurants and shopping sprees on government credit cards. This "anti-waste" policy aims to rein in unnecessary splurges using public funds to instead invest in more critical areas like healthcare and safety.