Meta Meltdown in Britain: Communication Chaos!

Thousands across Britain are left in a metaphorical Stone Age as WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger face a massive outage. The platforms, used by millions, experienced a sudden plunge into silence, with over 62,000 Britons complaining about the inability to send messages by 3:45 PM. Outage tracker DownDetector registered a tidal wave of reports as people scrambled to reconnect. While many point fingers at servers, others mention app glitches. Dear Meta overlords, care to explain? Imagine being social without social media... Oh wait, people actually used to do that!